Narrator: In the interest of preventing city-wide panic (given Thor's inablility to remain unseen) S.H.I.E.L.D. had decided on a preemptive media event to establish his human identity, Donald Blake, as a physist working within the federal government to face the inter-planetary menace. Coached by his fellow Avengers, Thor bravely faced the press.
Reporter #1: "Dr. Blake, how long have you lived in New York?"
Thor: "Only recently. My origin is that of Scandinavia. Many years have I dreamed of one day migrating to New York."
Hawk-Eye's Thought-Bubble: "Nailed it. Just like we rehearsed."
Reporter #2: "Dr. Blake, what are your plans for the future?"
Thor: "I hope to continue my research into wormhole phenomina...."
Bruce's Thought-Bubble: "Yes! Word-for-word!"
Thor: "...To one day attain union with an endearing woman of a no particular ethnic origin and begin a settlement."
Black Widow's Thought-Bubble: "The fuck is he talking about...?"
Thor: "And to then own several children, socially engineer them to resemble me, and educate them in the ways of the Mighty Christson, Jew of Immortality!"
Nick Fury's Thought-Bubble: "End. The End, stupid! I swear to god, if you don't shut the fuck up-."
Reporter #3: "Dr. Blake, what are your thoughts on the mutant crisis?"
Thor: "The mutants appear to be a highly evolved race of supermen. And if there is one thing the German people know,-."
Captain America: "Crap, I better stop him."
Iron Man: "Wait a second, I wanna see where he's going with this."