I don’t know what he’s doing, but I’ll do it with him.

gingerhaze:

A commission for quigonejinn, who asked for pre-serum Steve and Bucky killing time in 1943 New York!

thunderforhire:

scrolling through the cap screencaps i downloaded so i can make things and jesus christ why do you do this to me with that innocent fucking face of yours

just look at that face

look at it

Aww, Cap needs a hug. 

Incidentally, I give the best hugs…. Just throwin’ that out there.

_{“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting fucking missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]}

wugs:

markismysheppard:

I’m not sorry

#HIS SHOULDER TO WAIST RATIO

mechinism:

steve gets colorful when competitive

wasonginmyheart:

laota:

wasonginmyheart:

laota:

wasonginmyheart:

laota:

wasonginmyheart:

cupcakesandtv:

 #I love how people were like #Shame on Joss #Did he have to have Black Widow in that tight dress #And have Pepper in those short shorts #There was no need to objectify the woman like that #Their characters are so much more than how much skin they can show #And I’m just like yeah #Cause this fucking shot was soooooooo relevant to the plot

But haven’t you heard? GRRM says Black Widow was only eye candy, so it must be true. Look, I have my issues with Joss (shit, I have entire subscriptions) but with Avengers? BOY DONE GOOD.

This gif is relevant, damn it, don’t make fun of my marriage! 

Did you marry his ASS? Cause if so- props.

I married his ass because I looove America, not for the impure acts you’re suggesting. That’s sinful and lewd, and if I did do these things, it’s only to insure your freedom. Now, don’t you feel terrible?

No, oddly enough I just feel MORE turned on. I think it’s from imagining him singing the Star Spangled Banner while he showers off all that manly sweat. Something about bombs bursting in air really makes me… FEEL it, you know?

I don’t remember the singing or the bombs, but that doesn’t mean anything. Whenever Steve showers, I experience missing time.

It even works when I’m not there to see it. Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went? Or woken up too early and tried to take quick five minute nap before work, only to wake up an hour later in a haze? It’s because, somewhere, Steve is showering/getting out of a swimming pool/running through a sprinkler.

So what you’re telling me is- Steve Rogers is a Time Lord?

That explains the “vworp vworp” I’ve been hearing.

wasonginmyheart:

laota:

wasonginmyheart:

laota:

wasonginmyheart:

cupcakesandtv:

 #I love how people were like #Shame on Joss #Did he have to have Black Widow in that tight dress #And have Pepper in those short shorts #There was no need to objectify the woman like that #Their characters are so much more than how much skin they can show #And I’m just like yeah #Cause this fucking shot was soooooooo relevant to the plot

But haven’t you heard? GRRM says Black Widow was only eye candy, so it must be true. Look, I have my issues with Joss (shit, I have entire subscriptions) but with Avengers? BOY DONE GOOD.

This gif is relevant, damn it, don’t make fun of my marriage! 

Did you marry his ASS? Cause if so- props.

I married his ass because I looove America, not for the impure acts you’re suggesting. That’s sinful and lewd, and if I did do these things, it’s only to insure your freedom. Now, don’t you feel terrible?

No, oddly enough I just feel MORE turned on. I think it’s from imagining him singing the Star Spangled Banner while he showers off all that manly sweat. Something about bombs bursting in air really makes me… FEEL it, you know?

I don’t remember the singing or the bombs, but that doesn’t mean anything. Whenever Steve showers, I experience missing time.

It even works when I’m not there to see it. Have you ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went? Or woken up too early and tried to take quick five minute nap before work, only to wake up an hour later in a haze? It’s because, somewhere, Steve is showering/getting out of a swimming pool/running through a sprinkler.

Thor is so cookie-headed. Also, Tony resents oral hygiene.

electri-cute:

I saw The Avengers last night and it was hella good but they left out the part where Captain America is riding on his motor cycle and picks me up so we can get married

nyandalek:

because nothing says “fuck you man” like a bro fist

Is anyone else expecting Captain America will be really suspicious of Thor in Avengers because he thinks he’s a German? (I don’t think explaining that he’s from outer-space will help.)